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Tuesday, March 04, 2003


Secret Crush
Nooo!! For weeks and weeks I sat on my perch in the land of Nospam, laughing uncontrollably as more and more friends were besieged by the "secret crush" spammers.
When I received my first one about 3 weeks ago, I didn't consider it a big deal and deleted it immediately. After all, it was just a little blip. Nothing to threaten Nospam's national security or anything. Then, when I checked my web email that I reserve for dangerous ventures into the big bad world of the Internet, I discovered that just over this weekend, I had a total of eight secret crushes! Arrrgghhhhh. I seriously doubt that there'd even be one, let alone eight!

Apparently, I've got crushes ranging from their mid twenties to late twenties to mid thirties (really specific there) and they even granted me the concession of telling me that one of them has hair. Lucky me! Let me at him! Or better yet, let me at that Cupid fellow so I can lock him in a box somewhere. Give my poor mailbox a little peace, please!


 # posted by Vron @ 4:02 pm

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