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Monday, May 13, 2002


Rinkworks

I always suspected that I was very easily amused and this proves it! By chance, while looking at fan sites for Raymond E Fiest and Janny Wurts' Kelewan series, I stumble across this link to Rinkworks

You have to read through Movie-A-Minute and Book-A-Minute where they condense the gist of movies and books into, well, a minutes. Although it's more like 10 seconds.

Not expecting it to be that funny, I read my first couple while taking a sip of water and almost choked.

Here's a couple of excerpts...

Notting Hill
Directed by Roger Michell
1999
Ultra-Condensed by Samuel Stoddard

Hugh Grant :::
I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I'm in love with you.

Julia Roberts :::
I'll date you, no I won't, yes I will, no I won't.
I'm sorry, I have too many rich-and-glamorous issues.

Now I've gotten over them.

Sleepless In Seattle
Directed by Nora Ephron
1993
Ultra-Condensed by Thomas Deeny

Meg Ryan :::
I shall find out all I can about Tom Hanks and stalk him.

Tom Hanks :::
Your plan worked. I love you.

Titanic
Directed by James Cameron
1997
Ultra-Condensed by Samuel Stoddard

Leonardo DiCaprio :::
Your social class is stuffy. Let's dance with the ship's rats and have fun.

Kate Winslet :::
You have captured my heart. Let's run around the ship and giggle.

(The ship SINKS)

Leonardo DiCaprio :::
Never let go.

Kate Winslet :::
I promise. (lets go)


 # posted by Vron @ 12:50 pm

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